The world is a vampire

WEIGHT:248
FOOD: coffee, regular veggie sub at Quiznos with no cheese and a bag of baked lays, Jr. roast beef at arbys (only 200 calories), tuna, sweet potato fries, garlic bread
EXERCISE:  I stood up for a while and bought some exercise gear if that counts

So tonight is a special night in our house hold.  Its Whale Wars night.  Best intro song ever.  Welcome back to pop culture Smashing Pumpkins.  Is it just me or does anyone secretly route for the Japanese in the show?  I was so happy when all of the Sea Shepherds efforts fail and the Japanese kept tailing the Steve Irwin.  I want the Nisshin Maru to win.  Everybody is upset because of the oil spill and what its doing to our fishing economy, but everyone hates the Japanese for the whaling.  I like tuna, shark, shrimp, crab, pretty much anything that comes out of the ocean.  Whale probably tastes like da BOMB!!!!  I think I am going to reach out to Harris Teeter and see if they can start stocking whale. 

And does Whale Wars really leave us in suspense?  How many times can they cut away to commercial while plowing through ice?  How many times will they lower the smaller boat into the water and cut away because the waves are too rough?  Bullshit.

Paul Watson can kiss my ass.  Yes not all Canadians know each other because if I knew that fat lying bastard I would kick him square in the nuts.  He got shot in the first season??? BULL SHIT!!!!!  Look at the picture below.  How stupid does he look?

Side note... what does throwing buteric acid on the ship actually do?  They have hoses on that boat that could take out a helicopter and they cant wash the deck?  Give me a break.  Plus, why don't they drop things from the helicopter?  Maybe put a spear gun with some dookie on the end and throw it out of the copter.  Put someone aside from the camera man in there and really make a difference.  Paul Watson isn't a captain.  Hes some idiot starving for attention and will do the most pussiest non rebellious thing he can think of in hopes that it makes him look like a badass.  Truth is he literally is a flaming bag of douche that needs to be arrested or harpooned.
Did you not think that Bob Barker looked like a dumbass because the boat he donated was a piece of crap that couldn't get started for 2 weeks?  And then when they finally got it started, it broke down in the middle of the ocean.  The price is right had a new episode every day for like 30 years.  Ask my grandmother.  He could have bought them Rosie Donnell's cruise ship.  That would have scared the Japanese a hell of a lot more then some rust bucket, most dangerous catch, wanna be. 

Price is wrong bitch!!!!