I take some fan mail and answer some questions

Weight: 243.6
Exercise: 4 miles, weights
Food: Jimmy Johns #12 with no mayo or cucumbers, pickle, brushetta chicken, couscous, a beer

Question... How do you get away with farting on a treadmill?
Answer... There really isn't a good way.  You just put on the headsets, turn it up to 11 and let it rip

Question... What do you do if someone doesn't wipe the sweat away after using the equipment?
Answer... I don't know, I usually leave before the guy after me does anything

Question... What is your best trick to burn calories?
Answer... lighter